Found a fun one. Aapparently, there are 16 relationship personas and we all are one of them. Take the quiz here to find out. Share results in the comments section. Oh, and skip all that stuff at the end where it asks you to fill in information about yourself to join their website. They don't require you fill it in...unless you want to fill it in. Who am I to stop you from finding love online?
Although, if you do join and find the love of your life online at least let me know. I'd like to get some credit for playing cupid.
So anyway, I am The Wild Rose (see below). Random Brutal Love Dreamer. The first time I took it I was The Sonnet. Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer. I got a Love Dreamer thing going on but apparently can't decide if I am deliberate/random or brutal/gentle.
Typical female.
When it came up as Sonnet it said I would, "absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than me." This is true but it made me laugh to read it.
The Wild Rose - Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Colorful, but unpicked.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. (Ed Note: Really? I make them BLEED? Wow. I thought I just left them scarred for life at the idea of not having me. Oh, I guess that is kinda brutal.) Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. (WWF members apply only please.)
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide LOVE experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.
The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
Your exact female opposite: The Dirty Little Secret (Deliberate Gentle Sex Master)
Always avoid: The Bachelor (DGSM)
Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)*
*this Vapor Trail guy doesn't actually sound that great. "Here today. Gone today?" What? And check out the drawing of what he's supposed to look like. Apparently I should consider a man with a porn star mustache and a bad suit? Then again, I'm very selective...so I guess my opposition to the 'stache makes sense.
**I am not convinced this Vapor Trail is as smart as me.
9 comments:
I'm the The False Messiah...Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM).
Sadcakes... I don't want to be DBLM. It's probably because I said I floss. :(
My exact opposite is The Pool Boy... Random Gentle Sex Dreamer.
Haha. I've never heard of The False Messiah. 9er you are one of a kind.
I too, am the Wild Rose.
Okay, so don't tell Jeramie this one, but I am The Sudden Departure/ Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
Wow. The description calls me "emotionally loose" and I am not sure if I should be offended.
It also says I am like the female eqivelent to the male vapor trail.
This quiz was disconcerting!
--Emily
I also totally misspelled “Equivalent”. As someone who proofs and edits a large portion of the day, I could not help but post a correction.
--Emily
So far we have a lot of brutal lovers in the audience.
Meow!
Em, your secret is totally safe with me and my 3 readers.
I am The Intern - Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer.
I'm supposed to avoid you 9er. Sorry.
Oh my. Apparently I am The Playstation - Random Gentle Sex Master. Though I'm only one descriptor away from the Maid of Honour "Deliberate Gentle Sex Master". Hmmm. Madonna to whore in just one click of the mouse - how could that be?!?!?
Well, I too am the "Sudden Departure" (RBLM).
Although I prefer the 'serial monogomist' moniker to the 'emotionally loose' one.
I'm supposed to stay away from "The Gentleman" - that's too bad, I like chivalrous men!
Jamey
The Boy Next Door (RGLD). Again, I blame flossing.
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