It Be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
You can find your pirate name HERE (I'm Blackheart Ethel) and a quick cheat sheet on how to talk HERE and for those looking for more advanced manuevers...
Top Ten Pickup lines for International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
3 comments:
Funny, I saw this on the news this morning and I immediately thought of you.
And my name is "Sealegs Col" don't even know what that is supposed to mean...
I'm "The Dread Pirate Kidd" (alternatively, another site says I'm "Fartin' Ozzy Bellamy"). I'm going with Dread Pirate.
Yaaaarrrrrrr!
I'm Black Mary. Kinda boring for a pirate name if you ask me.
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