Whilst purchasing my sushi lunch to eat at my desk from the take-away place down the street, the following exchange took place:
Sushi Cashier Girl: "Take Away?"
Me: "Yes"
Sushi Cashier Girl (eyeing up the purchase): "How many chopsticks you need?"
Me: "Um, one."
Sushi Cashier Girl: ...
Apparently I eat enough sushi for two.
Great.
5 comments:
"whilst"?? someone needs bottled beer at the pioneer.
emily said....
My favorite back-handed weight comment I have ever received was when I was a cook on the train...
Emily: Welcome aboard!
Grumpy old bastard: You know what I always say?
Emily: No, what sir? (Still chipper at this point.)
Grumpy old bastard: Never trust a skinny cook. You look like you'll do just fine.
Emily: Blank Stare.
I licked his dinner rolls later. Never piss off your cook.
HA! What a beyatch!
She was just jealous. and won't be so smart when she's found with chopsticks in all her major organs in alphabetical order.
I DO need a bottle of beer at the Pioneer!
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