- Not enough photos of Suri on the Internet
- George Bush
- No good soup at Eat for lunch.
- I can't Orb.
- Cranes are crashing into my old office building.
I am off to the Cruise wedding this weekend immediately after work. Got the private jet all gassed up, the Christal is on ice, and I have a few pairs of dark sunglasses to save me from the Paparazzi's glare. I am debating between the Armani and the D&G outfit but I figure I'll know when I get there. It's funny, Katie asked me to be a bridesmaid a few months ago but I politely declined and reminded her, "It's not about this Katie, it's all about you."
Never outshine a bride. Remember that.
2 comments:
Firstly, it's "Cristal". Though Dom Perignon is classier and better.
Second, if you need help escaping the harsh glare of paparazzi, I know quite a few tips and tricks.
That sexy blond piece of Scandinavian fluff at Eat knows I have a crush on him. He uses this to his advantage and upsells me. I go in for a tuna sandwich and end up leaving with a smoothie a chicken and tarragon pie, some crisps and sticky toffee pudding. To fend off I always make a point of eat the lot.
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