What I Learned This Weekend

• CherryRide is so my monkey boy. DANCE MONKEY BOY DANCE!
• The White Horse in Post Alley is super awesome, even if they don't have a single drink on tap.
• I have little teeth. Or maybe I don't.
• The parking fairy is always with Kjersti.
• If you yell out "BOSTON BITCHES!!" in a bar in Seattle, someone will always holler back.
• Three girls can drink a lot more wine in a single day than they thought they could. In fact, they can drink a ridic amount.
• "Ridic" is the new ReckenRoll word of the summer. As is "bitches."
• I thought I had been wine tasting in Yakima but apparently I had really been wine tasting in Zillah.
• Always bring your Rattlesnake Trail passport. It never expires!
• Brea + Jo = Good times. Good times.
• The Yellow Church in Ellensburg serves up some tasty vittles at a very right price.
• The Tav NEVER lets you down.