Friday's Top 5: In Honour of the Weekend

1. "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."-Ernest Hemmingway
2. "I drink to make other people interesting." -George Jean Nathan
3. "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."-Homer Simpson
4. "If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
5. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."-Frank Sinatra