Top Eight Comments of the New Year

Last I will say about the New Year trip to Italy but I feel I need to immortalize these in the digital world. All of these were actually said on the New Year's Eve trip by either myself or my companions.

• "That car looks like it got spanked hard"
• "Boys don't have breasts or any other part. Joel, I am going to buy you an anatomy book!"
• "I'm looking for a penguin eye but I don't see it."
• "I almost shot the moon by being plain old screwed."
• "I'm gonna do it...but I'm gonna wait fo the intercourse."
• "Fabreeze doesn't solve all your problems."
• "I want a job, a dessert and a boyfriend, if you have time."
• "Machiatto per tutti. No, I'm serious."