12 January 2007

Friday Top 5: So Long Beckham!

Top 5 Pros and Cons of the Beckhams Moving to The USA:

  1. Con: No longer able to participate in any conversations with blokes about Football. The one player I knew and could commet on...gone.
  2. Pro: European reserves of fake tanner can return to normal.
  3. Con: My dreams for a Spice Girl reunion tour in 2007 pretty much impossible now
  4. Pro: Less competition for the 'good' paparazzi's attention.
  5. Con: (the biggest con of them all) They're taking the Dobbersteins with them. Sadcakes.

3 comments:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Pro: He's taking a one of the Spice Girls with him, and we might get a U.S. reunion tour out of the deal.

Come Back Brighter said...

They'll be back, the USA is too big and too crazy for a couple of low-level freaks like thick n' thin to get noticed.

Loaf said...

Pro: The British press will have to find some real news to fill every other page in the Sunday papers.

Still can't think of any Con's yet, the US can keep them!