"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
- Deep Thoughts, Jack Handy
Here's to the most unselfish guy I know.
Happy Birthday Jeff!
5 comments:
Oh how I love Jack Handy...
And Happy Birthday to Jeff as well!
Happy birthday Jeffe!!!!!!! Please force yourself - I insist - to down at least one extra pint in my name.
The Jeff! Gaw-juss
i think i want that jack handy quote on my tombstone
Aww, I missed the Jeffe birthday!
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